Ask Greys

I'm the creator of Ask Enderbro! AB was getting too many author questions, so by popular demand, here's a separate askblog for me. Ask me anything!

Anonymous asked: hey, ask enderbro doesnt allow randoms anons, it keeps saying i need either need to sign up or log in. Know why?

I disabled anon questions due to spam and general stupidity.

Anonymous asked: Why u not reed books

No time bro. No time. I’m a really slow reader.

Anonymous asked: You know what I meant and I swear I will do things. That may involve shredding a rad lick on the guitar in your honor.

Anonymous asked: That anon seems to have forgotten the "don't"

As in “Don’t you suck?”.

Anonymous asked: You suck

You’re preaching to the choir, Captain Obvious.

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, you know how some people ask you why they're questions haven't yet been asked, wouldn't they expect that they're question wouldn't be answered soon?(Not to be offensive to any)

You’re trying to fuck logic and reason into the illogical, bro.

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, what is your favorite book series

I don’t read a whole lot of books anymore. Probably the “Tithe” series by Holly Black. I know it has its problems, but it always has a special place in my heart, and I love how the author describes things.

Anonymous asked: This message is too fill up your ask box

Boy this sure is obnoxious.

ahaisonline asked: Is there a way you can make my askblog more popular? If so, my askblog is Ask Collin the Snow Golem. If not, then nevermind. I'll stop bugging you.

Give me a million dollars.

doclithius asked: Dear Greys, how's it feel to have an onslaught of Anon questions tossed at you which are neither offensive nor unanswerable?

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, what is your opinion on how ask Enderbro is going so far?

Right now it’s not on any schedule. I just update when I feel like it. It’s not as good as it used to be because I’ve been rather depressed the last year.

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, what do you picture Enderbro and Steve as when you answer asks?

…Themselves?

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, I love it when an question gets answered on your blog and ask Enderbro, but how does it fell to answer them?

Thank you. Answering questions is fun, if the question is fun.

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, why did you make Ask Enderbro?

To entertain myself.

Anonymous asked: Dear Greys, I wanted too ask you why is Ask Enderbro now like "Ask a bunch of people with square heads", nothing to be offensive, but why is Ask Enderbro barely have Enderbro now?

Because you touch yourself at night.